Job-searching is a full-time job in itself. It's also discouraging. I feel like most of the time I come away from my job searching feeling defeated and highly inadequate. Also, the whole need 2+ years of experience, but you can't get experience without having a job. And the whole, we want you to have a Master's. Getting my Bachelor's was enough money, I don't have the money for the Master's right now. But, you know what could help me get a Master's? More money. And how could I get more money? A full-time job. Because, I'm certainly not going to take out anymore loans. No sir. So, the process (that seems never-ending) will continue. And back to job-searching I go. Enjoy my fake resume below.
612 My Couch
My Mind, AL 36524
LEARNING Holder of Expensive Piece of Paper
The Best University in the Land
Major: Internet and iPhone Technology
Concentration: Blogging, Games, and Such
PC SKILLS General surfing, Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, Pinterest, Blogging
KNOW-HOW Candy Crusher Expert
King Candy Land, iPhone
· Creating combos and crushing candies
· Keeping Odus on his moon in Dreamworld
· Seeker of level tips and cheats online
Social Media Entrepreneur
Internet World, Gadget Town
· Tweeter of tweets, some with pictures
· Pinner of recipes, helpful articles, future home designs
· Peruser of timeline feeds, photos of friends, liker of pagers
All Around, iPhone City
· Picture taker of food, pets, and self
· Edits shots with great effects and filters
· Uploads online for all to see
Writer of Words
Polished Arrow, Blog Land
· Blogger of any and all thoughts
· Sharer of photos and life events
· Creator, marketer, and sustainer for business
SEEN, BEEN, DONE Facebook
Totally my fake resume, if you are interested in my real one, visit my LinkedIn profile.
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